Tommy Cooper All In One Joke Book
Download or Read eBook Tommy Cooper All In One Joke Book PDF written by Tommy Cooper and published by Random House. This book was released on 2014-10-09 with total page 336 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle.
| Author | : Tommy Cooper |
| Publisher | : Random House |
| Total Pages | : 336 |
| Release | : 2014-10-09 |
| ISBN-10 | : 9781409052494 |
| ISBN-13 | : 1409052494 |
| Rating | : 4/5 (94 Downloads) |
Book Synopsis Tommy Cooper All In One Joke Book by : Tommy Cooper
Book excerpt: My wife is a magician, yesterday she turned our car into a tree. A big white horse walks into a pub. The barman says, 'we have a drink named after you.' The horse says, 'what? Eric?' I said, 'waiter, what's that in my soup?' he said, 'I'd better call the boss, I can't tell one insect from another.' I'm reading a book called 'Sex Before 20'. Personally I don't like audiences. I said, 'it's serious, doctor, I've broken my arm in 20 places'. He said, 'well stop going to those places.' I call my car flattery. It gets me nowhere.
